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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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