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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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