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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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