Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.