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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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