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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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