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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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