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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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