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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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