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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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