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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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