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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Loki
eaten by
…
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a rhinoceros 🦏
a velociraptor 🦖
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
a hippo 🦛
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