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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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