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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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