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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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