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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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