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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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