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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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