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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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