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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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