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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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