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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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