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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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