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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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