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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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