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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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