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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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