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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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