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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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