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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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