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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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