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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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