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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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