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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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