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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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