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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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