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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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