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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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