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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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