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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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