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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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