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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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