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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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