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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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