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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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