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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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