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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
an elephant 🐘
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