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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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