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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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