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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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