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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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