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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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