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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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