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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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