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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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