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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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