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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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