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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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